0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:37.6	Hello, everyone.
0:42.2	Welcome to Beachy, Sunny Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:46.5	Our co-host, Gio, is making a very slow dramatic exit. Get out of here, buddy.
0:47.6	Get out of here.
0:48.4	He's been bugging us for hours.
0:50.4	Oh, my goodness.
0:51.5	All righty.
0:52.4	Welcome.
0:53.1	We're doing tattoo parlors today. Alex Inner. What? What's your experience with tattoo parlors?
1:00.3	Zero. I've never been inside one. Cool. So, who wants to go first? I'd ask about yours, but I really don't care.
1:08.4	Oh, wow. Oh. Wow.
1:12.7	That was cruel.
1:15.2	Do you know what tattoos I have?
1:16.3	This is a fun pop quiz.
1:17.3	I always forget.
1:20.4	You have a flower on your leg.
1:22.6	You have a... What kind of flower?
1:24.3	I don't know, a lily.
1:25.5	No.
1:26.7	Hold on.
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