262: Death By Breast (Morning Vibrators, WeWantPlates, Trev Still Can’t Finger?)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times. They also hear from a listener that got blindsided by her boyfriend and revisit whether or not Trev knows how to finger.

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0:00.0	I remember that was a legit topic one time was like,
0:02.3	hey, can you like learn how to do this?
0:05.0	Like you're an adult and I was like, what?
0:07.7	Do you think you know how to do?
0:10.7	Does anybody?
0:12.0	Yeah! Does anybody? Yes!
0:18.0	Wait, who did the Eagles play?
0:20.0	The fucking buccaneers?
0:21.0	You lost in the buccaneers? You lost the Tampa Bay! Yeah, when did Baker Mayfield go over that? I don't know that.
0:28.0	I don't know. When did Baker Mayfield become a quarterback? What? Remember you what? You want first in a draft, right?
0:34.0	Oh, I have no idea.
0:35.0	And he was touted like as blah blah blah and he did nothing for so many years.
0:38.0	They were like, oh he's a bus, he's a bus.
0:40.0	Now he's a booping.
0:42.0	Hooping? Big on a me? Yeah. Football? Sir? Why do you say hooping? Hooping? It's a general term.
0:49.7	So if you... I don't think it is a general term. So if you had a grand slam, bro, he was hooping last night.
0:55.0	If I fuck good, I was like, bro, I was hooping.
0:58.0	I got a fucking...
1:01.0	Oh shit. I got a god-d-dealing.
1:02.0	You looked like a dog that just couldn't find a place to see.
1:04.0	Dude my dog be making her bed.
1:07.0	Oh, we know.
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