#261: You're A Man Now (with my nephew on his Bar Mitzvah)

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🗓️ 11 April 2016

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

My nephew had his bar mitzvah last weekend. I hadn't been to one in too long. They're so much fun! It made me remember my own bar mitzvah. How important it was to me, how fun it was. They're great, you guys. Just dumb and great.

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0:00.0	For Oreos.
0:02.0	For Oreos. I had it all, man. I had it.
0:04.0	They taste so worse than regular Oreos to me.
0:07.0	Really?
0:08.0	Yeah, you'd like them? I don't... I just didn't...
0:10.0	I don't know.
0:11.0	I was like, uh...
0:12.0	The locks, uh...
0:14.0	I have two diabetes type of things.
0:16.0	I took a forerioro, put it in a crepe,
0:18.0	that's what I thought of.
0:20.0	I'm afraid.
0:29.0	Hey, that'll mean...
0:31.0	Hey!
0:33.0	I'll spell you...
0:36.0	Hey, you child!
0:39.0	And...
0:42.0	That rubber band I'm grown...
0:45.0	No, I'll be...
0:49.0	Oh, child!
0:52.0	Why?
0:55.0	That mean, man, it's boy.
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