#260: The Michael Jackson of Helping Sick Children (@SteveSimeone)

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🗓️ 5 April 2016

⏱️ 181 minutes

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Summary

Steve Simeone and I had some dinner, watched a college basketball game, and talked about all the time he spends over at Children's Hospital. He's been going over there all the time for over a year now. He hangs out with the sick kids and just kind of plays with them. And he does it all the time. It's a really nice story.

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0:00.0	So then I'd gone to Comic Con this summer
0:02.9	and I spent all the money I had getting him stuff
0:05.9	and like FaceTiming him,
0:08.4	because he would love to FaceTimed with me
0:09.8	when I wasn't there.
0:10.6	Him and his mom would FaceTiming.
0:11.9	So I'm FaceTiming him all the superheroes from Comic Con,
0:16.2	like the people in the costumes and stuff.
0:17.8	Oh really?
0:18.6	Yeah.
0:19.5	So I need four, he loves costumes.
0:20.8	He's like, do they have stormtrooper costumes there?
0:22.8	And I'm like, I don't know.
0:23.8	I don't believe that.
0:25.3	Yeah, so I, all the money I had,
0:26.8	I worked with Lehoi that week.
0:28.0	I was like, like, yeah, it was awesome.
0:31.8	Some like the spine, happiness,
0:33.4	with a blunt in the broke,
0:34.6	a talent in niggas,
0:35.6	with angels, man, it's something to do.
0:37.4	It's kind of hard trying to look beyond buildings and bricks.
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