0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:41.8	Hello, everyone, and welcome to Beech you Sandy Water Too Wet, a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
0:43.2	I'm X-Tee.
0:44.3	And I'm Zandi.
0:45.2	Hi.
0:46.0	Hello.
0:47.0	The Zanman.
0:48.5	The Zanman is here.
0:51.7	Mr. Zanman.
0:52.2	Oh, no.
0:52.9	Yes.
1:12.1	Bring me a dream. Literally at least once a month, I'm about to fall asleep and suddenly... I come and burst into the room. Well, no, you do that more than once a month. Yeah, I was going to say. At least once a month I'm falling in sleep. And that song begins to get stuck in my head, and I remember the moment.
1:13.8	This is one of my core memories.
1:18.5	I'm sitting at the dining room table, and that was stuck in my head for some unknown reason.
1:21.9	And I said, Mr. Sandman, bring me.
1:24.5	Oh, no, I said, oh, Mr. Sandman, like under my breath. And from down the table, across the table, O, Alexner goes, yes. And the whole table, my mom spit out her wine. It was like so
1:33.2	startling because I was just humming it like to myself. And Alexander just looks like,
1:38.5	yes. Well, it startled me that everyone reacted so strongly because I feel like I do that all the time. It was just so sudden. And then I realized I think I do it within my friend group, like when we're playing video game. We do that all the time. I don't know. It happens all the time. So to me it was just pure instinct. People are like, what are you even talking about? Yeah. If you don't know that song. Our dad used to sing it. The Cordettes, I believe. It's a version that I'm most familiar with. Where Zandi Shouts. Yes. It's upsetting. Anyway, welcome to our show. Welcome to our show. This episode we're doing review. Well, I made us switch to topics, flip them around because I don't know why. Originally, we told patrons one thing and we're doing the other.
2:19.5	I had a big plan of gaslight Patreon.
2:20.6	And then she was like, let's gaslight them.
2:21.8	I said that would be.
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