261 - Please, Die Alone
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 18 July 2021
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Joining us from New York City is the comedian Tim began comedy with, Kunal C. Arora, to discuss their early beginnings in Long Island, Call Her Daddy and Armchair Expert podcast deals, people moving back in with their parents, and why New York is no longer Tim's home.
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| 0:00.0 | I want to get a beef with her and I'm kidding. |
| 0:02.0 | But here's the thing about the cool her daddy thing and God bless her. |
| 0:06.0 | Right. I would say I don't know her. God bless her. Yeah. |
| 0:10.0 | $60 million. They're not going to make that money back. |
| 0:15.0 | Absolutely not. No way. They won't make $6 million. |
| 0:18.0 | That's be honest. |
| 0:21.0 | This is merch. Which bar stool still owns? Yes. |
| 0:25.0 | What drives the whole thing I think people buy the merch. That's the most profitable thing. |
| 0:31.0 | I would wait. I think the closest I would get to the call her daddy podcast would be a hat. |
| 0:36.0 | That says call her daddy. I'd wear that. You do that. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, but I'm not going to I tried to listen to an episode. |
| 0:44.0 | What is it? Because I've never listened. But she's getting 60 million. |
| 0:49.0 | I made four seconds in. |
| 0:52.0 | I turned it on. I said, no. Was it that bad? Yeah, it's just it's not but it's not for me though. |
| 0:57.0 | Right. You know what I mean? You got to know what's for you. |
| 0:59.0 | What is interesting? Like to me, it's like if it was just like is it an exploration of like anal? |
| 1:04.0 | Where you listen to it and you go, how do you take a big one without getting an anal picture? |
| 1:09.0 | Like is it because I maybe I fixed those titles man. |
| 1:12.0 | Right. Because I'm not having it. All right. Yeah. I didn't I. |
| 1:16.0 | I think the podcast money now is getting silly. Yeah. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah. This is silly. This is Bitcoin. That's right. |
| 1:24.0 | From like five, six years ago. It's getting silly. Yeah. |
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