260 - Prison Pen Pal
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2021
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Live from a basement in the woods, Tim discusses an interesting double manslaughter case in Florida, straight celebrities taking advantage of the gay movement, and gets Ben to call a friend from his past.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan show from a guest studio some psychopath and |
| 0:05.8 | North Carolina get that black owl by the way |
| 0:08.5 | I don't know why he doesn't do research. We walk in the house and some guys like I interviewed dead people and |
| 0:14.2 | I have a product where I have to interview people that are right about to cross over and this is going on so |
| 0:20.8 | So you know this is because he doesn't do research. We're sitting here in a fucking |
| 0:27.0 | Someone's lair doing this show. I don't know what this is, but you know |
| 0:35.4 | Did you get a good feeling from the guy that brought us down here? |
| 0:39.3 | Whose company name is right there. I don't know. I mean I couldn't get a worse feeling from him |
| 0:44.0 | He's just he's he goes. I know you guys don't like tech people, but I'm one of the good ones |
| 0:47.9 | What do you say that no one who's one of the good ones ever says I'm one of the good ones then he tells us I'm doing a |
| 0:55.9 | Podcast with people that are dying for my product |
| 1:01.4 | So he's wants to suck the last life out of human beings for his product and |
| 1:07.3 | And then |
| 1:09.3 | So thanks |
| 1:10.8 | Thanks for |
| 1:12.8 | researching that they love life to the tech people they love death and they're very fascinated with it because |
| 1:20.8 | They they want to figure out a way to like |
| 1:23.4 | extend life |
| 1:26.9 | Without anything good at it that's the main goal is to just push it out as far as it could go 150 160 years and then eventually |
| 1:37.1 | Just forever, but a completely joyless |
| 1:42.7 | sexless |
| 1:44.7 | miserable existence |
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