#261 - Megan Fox is for the Gays w/ Roz Hernandez

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another episode.
0:02.0	Sorry, I didn't want to take your intro.
0:03.1	That's fucking crazy.
0:05.1	Did you say they?
0:06.5	Wait, did I just they, them, you?
0:08.7	I think you just say them to you.
0:11.6	What I say? You said, they want to take your intro sorry?
0:15.0	Then I would still say I.
0:19.0	Imagine I'm taking they them to first person pronouns.
0:25.0	I love it.
0:27.0	It's wait, or is that third person?
0:30.0	Well, it's first person becoming third person by using they them for an eye, which is a lot.
0:38.0	My mom's obsessed with they them's right now.
0:40.0	Yeah. Like the people? Yes. Or the actual pronouns. Well, you know that we met
0:44.6	Live Houston with my mom. Or mom. Our mom, my mom he met live. Yeah.
0:52.1	Hasn't and I think that I think my mom might be dealing with having a crush on Live Houston, which I think we're all kind of
0:57.8	dealing with in our own way.
0:59.5	As a society, it's not even like in our own way.
1:01.9	We all have the same type of crush on your
1:03.7	huge crush on leave Houston and my mom I call my mom pretty frequently probably
1:08.4	like every other hour. Yeah and every time lately she brings up live and my mom keeps asking me about
1:21.8	live pronouns and I'm not sure if she can tell that I want to have a
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