261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.9 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium Performance
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.
This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
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📍 Tour Dates:
- Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again.
Elis:
🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen.
Steff:
🏃♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport.
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff’s Documentary Pick:
🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring.
Elis’ Book Choice:
📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit.
📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
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Elis:
⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero.
Steff:
🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious.
Mike:
🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional.
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| 0:00.0 | Wonderry Plus is better than ever with updates just for our UK listeners. |
| 0:03.9 | Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distant sports bar early and ad-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:13.1 | Start your free trial now. |
| 0:17.1 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:18.1 | Welcome to the socially distant sports bar. |
| 0:20.1 | Steph here and I am here because we have an announcement to make. |
| 0:26.1 | So ahead of this week's exciting edition of Distant Pod, I need to tell you, that in 2026, we're going to be doing some live dates. |
| 0:35.9 | I was looking back through what we've done before, |
| 0:38.1 | and I think I'm right that we've only ever done 14 live gigs. |
| 0:41.4 | I think that's right. |
| 0:42.6 | Please feel free. |
| 0:43.9 | If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. |
| 0:45.4 | So, where are we going to be playing this time round? |
| 0:48.7 | We are going to be playing two dates in Cardiff. |
| 0:51.8 | We are going to play two dates in London, |
| 0:53.5 | and we're going to play one date, |
| 0:55.6 | a hometown special gig for Ellis in Carmarvin. |
| 0:59.9 | The dates you need to know. |
| 1:01.8 | Friday, the 20th of March, 2026. |
| 1:06.5 | The new theatre in Cardiff. |
| 1:08.4 | A Friday night in Cardiff, |
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