261: Dontcha Come Back No Mormon Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this week’s episode: Alex Jones wants to know Optimus Prime's preferred pronouns ... North Carolina makes a special gay marriage lane that's separate but equal ... And Canada decides not to proactively get dumber. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ Guest Links: To hear more from Bryce Blankenagel, check out the Naked Mormonism podcast by clicking here: http://www.nakedmormonismpodcast.com/index.html Headlines: Sessions installs “religious freedom monitors” at US attorneys’ offices: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/07/sessions-has-installed-religious-freedom-monitors-at-u-s-attorneys-offices/ Christian ministry tweets that you can avoid mental illness by believing in god: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/08/christian-ministry-mental-illness-can-be-avoided-if-you-have-faith-in-god/ Kevins Swanson blames Nassar scandal on “immodest gymnasts”: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/09/christian-pastor-the-larry-nassar-scandal-is-the-fault-of-immodest-gymnasts/ Man who photoshopped face on jesus gets fined $600 for hurting religious feelings: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/10/man-photoshops-face-on-jesus-gets-fined-600-for-harming-religious-feelings/ Canadian college cancels homeopathy degree amid backlash: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/10/canadian-college-cancels-degree-program-in-homeopathy-after-public-backlash/ Alex Jones: Trans rights are really about cyborgs: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-transgender-rights-activism-is-really-about-cyborgs/ North Carolina has its very own Kim Davis: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/11/magistrate-who-refused-to-perform-gay-marriages-wins-325000-settlement/ This Week in Misogyny: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/abusive-priest-said-women-smelled-one-looked-like-dead-rat-suit-alleges/

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0:00.0	Oneing, the following podcast contains adult material like jokes about poop.
0:04.2	That's a dope, isn't it?
0:06.1	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Zippercrooter and by
0:12.6	Dogs Who Can Breathe.
0:14.2	If you're looking for a dog, but you realize that buying one who's been genetically engineered
0:18.0	to have violent COPD from birth is extremely unethical, come on down to our shelter.
0:24.3	Because really, you know, buying any dog from a breeder instead of rescuing from a shelter
0:28.6	is a horrible, horrible thing to do.
0:32.6	Dogs Who Can Breathe.
0:33.6	Pugs are delightful, but we're not monsters.
0:37.5	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:40.5	Uh, hello.
0:43.1	This is Brock Hussain, Obama.
0:51.4	And I'm here to tell you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy, slow speaking,
1:10.0	funky man and women.
1:33.5	It's Thursday, February 15th.
1:36.3	And none of you got me flowers yesterday.
1:38.4	No illusions.
1:39.4	Um, Eli Bosnick.
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1:42.4	And from New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania.
1:45.8	This is The Skating Atheist.
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