260: Ritually Abused Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, we’ll discuss the international, secret child rape cabal from the nineties that didn’t exist, Virginia considers a tax on porn despite the very visible hands that guide the market, and, speaking of strokes, we’ll talk about Pat Robertson.
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Headlines:
P-Robes survives stroke: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/04/pat-robertson-is-recovering-after-suffering-a-stroke/
Prof claims Moody bible college fired her for advocating gender equality: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/04/professor-claims-moody-bible-institute-fired-her-for-advocating-gender-equality/
Superbowl Scientology ad: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/04/super-bowl-scientology-ad-urges-viewers-to-research-the-church-online/
Christian blogger: Yoga designed to create satanic trance: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christian-blogger-yoga-demonsus5a741a5de4b01ce33eb1794b?section=us_religion
Anti-gay marriage pastor ex minister could be costa rica’s president
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/anti-gay-marriage-pastor-ex-minister-run-off-costa-rica-president/
Follow-up: The Pope DEFINITELY knew about Juan Barros covering for pedophiles:
Ann coulter thinks the Eagles won because their QB is christian https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/ann-coulter-congratulates-super-bowl-qb-religion/
Steven Anderson banned from Jamaica for being too homophobic: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/30/christian-hate-pastor-banned-from-jamaica-for-being-too-anti-gay/
Christians push bill that would force charge people for watching porn online: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/31/youd-have-to-pay-20-to-watch-porn-under-these-bills-by-christian-conservatives/
This Week in Misogyny:
Lady Doritos: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2018/02/05/why-are-lady-doritos-such-a-big-deal/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, we were going to do a profanity free episode this week, but then we were like, |
| 0:05.2 | ah, fuck it. |
| 0:06.7 | This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by stamps.com, Blue Apron, |
| 0:13.9 | and by Joe Spitzer on Carmine Street, the best slice him in hand. |
| 0:18.4 | Eli thinks it's Papa Johns, but that's because he's a savage and he lives in poverty, |
| 0:22.9 | so he doesn't know any better. |
| 0:25.0 | Joe Spitzer is the best and Eli's poor. |
| 0:28.1 | Now the Skating Atheist. |
| 0:30.6 | This is Sharon from the Habiest Humor podcast. |
| 0:33.8 | Do you have cats like I do? |
| 0:36.2 | Then you know most of what they do all day is lick their own fur, swallow it, and then |
| 0:41.9 | vomit everything back up on your floors in your furniture. |
| 0:46.1 | Do you have a dog? |
| 0:47.5 | If the answer is yes, you probably know that dogs eat poop. |
| 0:51.7 | What I have just done here is completely disprove intelligent design, therefore confirming |
| 0:57.4 | that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. |
| 1:04.4 | Ah, it's Thursday. |
| 1:13.3 | It's February 8th. |
| 1:24.0 | What the fuck happened to you? |
| 1:26.3 | I got a little sick. |
| 1:28.6 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:30.5 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
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