260: Ritually Abused Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we’ll discuss the international, secret child rape cabal from the nineties that didn’t exist, Virginia considers a tax on porn despite the very visible hands that guide the market, and, speaking of strokes, we’ll talk about Pat Robertson. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out the Habeas Humor podcast, click here: https://habhumor.libsyn.com/ --- Headlines: P-Robes survives stroke: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/04/pat-robertson-is-recovering-after-suffering-a-stroke/ Prof claims Moody bible college fired her for advocating gender equality: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/04/professor-claims-moody-bible-institute-fired-her-for-advocating-gender-equality/ Superbowl Scientology ad: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/04/super-bowl-scientology-ad-urges-viewers-to-research-the-church-online/ Christian blogger: Yoga designed to create satanic trance: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christian-blogger-yoga-demons_us_5a741a5de4b01ce33eb1794b?section=us_religion Anti-gay marriage pastor ex minister could be costa rica’s president https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/anti-gay-marriage-pastor-ex-minister-run-off-costa-rica-president/ Follow-up: The Pope DEFINITELY knew about Juan Barros covering for pedophiles: https://religionnews.com/2018/02/05/pope-francis-received-sex-abuse-victims-letter-contradicting-denial/ Ann coulter thinks the Eagles won because their QB is christian https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/ann-coulter-congratulates-super-bowl-qb-religion/ Steven Anderson banned from Jamaica for being too homophobic: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/30/christian-hate-pastor-banned-from-jamaica-for-being-too-anti-gay/ Christians push bill that would force charge people for watching porn online: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/31/youd-have-to-pay-20-to-watch-porn-under-these-bills-by-christian-conservatives/ --- This Week in Misogyny: Lady Doritos: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2018/02/05/why-are-lady-doritos-such-a-big-deal/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, we were going to do a profanity free episode this week, but then we were like,
0:05.2	ah, fuck it.
0:06.7	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by stamps.com, Blue Apron,
0:13.9	and by Joe Spitzer on Carmine Street, the best slice him in hand.
0:18.4	Eli thinks it's Papa Johns, but that's because he's a savage and he lives in poverty,
0:22.9	so he doesn't know any better.
0:25.0	Joe Spitzer is the best and Eli's poor.
0:28.1	Now the Skating Atheist.
0:30.6	This is Sharon from the Habiest Humor podcast.
0:33.8	Do you have cats like I do?
0:36.2	Then you know most of what they do all day is lick their own fur, swallow it, and then
0:41.9	vomit everything back up on your floors in your furniture.
0:46.1	Do you have a dog?
0:47.5	If the answer is yes, you probably know that dogs eat poop.
0:51.7	What I have just done here is completely disprove intelligent design, therefore confirming
0:57.4	that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:04.4	Ah, it's Thursday.
1:13.3	It's February 8th.
1:24.0	What the fuck happened to you?
1:26.3	I got a little sick.
1:28.6	I'm no illusions.
1:30.5	I'm Eli Bosnick.
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