26 - Sasquatch vs Loch Ness Monster!

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It's the Skunk Ape from Shreveport, the Bigfoot from Bremerton squaring off against the Sea Creature from Scotland, the dinosaur of Drumnadrochit. Sasquatch versus The Loch Ness Monster! Which legend do you believe? Which creature’s believers are more insane? Two of the world's most famous mythological creatures get sucked… today on Timesuck!

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0:00.0	In this corner, standing it over eight feet tall and weighing just under a thousand pounds,
0:06.2	it's the Yeti from Dangadi, the skunk A from Shreveport, big foot from Bremerton,
0:12.2	it's Sasquatch! And in this corner, fifty feet long and weighing in it over twenty five hundred pounds,
0:19.6	we have Nessie from Iverness, the sea creature from Scotland, the dinosaur of Drummondricut,
0:25.9	the Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch versus the Loch Ness Monster, let's get it on!
0:34.3	Which legend do you believe? Which creature is more ridiculous to imagine is real?
0:39.1	Which creature's group of believers is more insane? Is there a snowball's chance in hell
0:43.7	that either one of these crypto-zoological legends possess even an ounce of truth?
0:47.7	Does anyone, literally anyone, make a compelling case for either of their existences?
0:53.3	Two of the most famous mythological creatures get sucked today on TimeSuck.
1:10.6	Welcome to the show Time Suckers. Those of you who love to suck and get sucked,
1:15.0	love you fans of the suckage, love you keep on sucking.
1:18.6	Thanks so much for all the new subscriptions, ratings and reviews,
1:21.7	300 I2 reviews bonus episode came out three days ago and we're already halfway there
1:27.0	to the 400 review bonus episode about Stine Tollogy, Elrond Hubbard about to get sucked,
1:32.4	holy shit, can't believe how much you guys suck.
1:35.4	Looking forward to today's lighter topic, I needed a murder breather, I don't know about you guys.
1:41.2	I had more great updates come in as well this week and I want to get right into a few
1:46.2	with some TimeSucker updates.
1:49.6	Updates, get your TimeSucker updates.
1:55.6	Today's first update is from TimeSucker Josh DeCruz.
1:58.6	He had the subject line and his email sent to adminatimesuckpodcast.com.
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