26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle
The Mortified Podcast
Mortified Media and Radiotopia
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2015
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
The lovesick journals of a devout teenager whose girlfriend has her heart set on another man — Jesus. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Radio Tepi- |
| 0:04.0 | From PRX. |
| 0:10.0 | February 14, 1998. |
| 0:12.0 | Sixth grade. |
| 0:13.0 | Dear diary. |
| 0:14.0 | Dear Jesus. |
| 0:15.0 | Dear sweet ass-wad. |
| 0:17.0 | Adults. |
| 0:18.0 | Sharing the embarrassing things. |
| 0:19.0 | They created us kids. |
| 0:20.0 | So I wrote poems about masturbation. |
| 0:22.0 | Before an audience. |
| 0:23.0 | Of total strangers. |
| 0:24.0 | I feel like an idiot. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm the only normal one in my entire family. |
| 0:28.0 | Mom, you can't read this. |
| 0:30.0 | These are the stories hidden inside the pages of our past. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to the mortified podcast. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm Neil in today's episode, |
| 0:38.0 | peaks inside the journals of a teenager obsessed with collecting pogs, |
| 0:42.0 | gooping on the latest hair gels, |
| 0:44.0 | and imagining himself as the first Korean member of voice to men. |
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