25 Ashley: Why I Hate The SATs

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2015

⏱️ 14 minutes

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The diaries of a high school misfit who in an attempt to fit in found herself in a series of epic, embarrassing moments — culminating at the SATs. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. getmortified.com/podcast

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0:00.0	Radio Tepi-
0:04.0	From PRX.
0:10.4	February 14th, 1998.
0:12.8	Sixth grade.
0:13.6	Dear diary.
0:14.6	Dear Jesus.
0:15.6	Dear sweet ass-wad.
0:17.2	Adults.
0:17.9	Sharing the embarrassing things.
0:19.5	They created us kids.
0:20.6	So I wrote poems about masturbation.
0:22.1	Before an audience of total strangers.
0:24.2	I feel like an idiot.
0:25.4	I'm the only normal one in my entire family.
0:28.2	Tom, you can't read this.
0:30.4	These are the stories hidden inside the pages of our past.
0:37.0	Welcome to the mortified podcast.
0:38.9	I'm Neil.
0:39.4	And today's episode peaks inside the diary of a girl
0:41.7	whose TV viewing habits included flipping between Woody
0:44.7	Allen movies and professional wrestling.
0:48.5	When you think about it, childhood is one long series of tests.
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