All right, welcome to the 26th episode of Irreligosophy. How about that we made it to 26 episodes?

I'm surprised no one's tried to kill us yet. Perhaps we have not been offensive

enough. Have you seen some of the videos we put up?

So we have another Mormon episode today.

I like the subject of this one. This is Mormon views on masturbation.

Nothing short of hilarious.

Yeah, yeah, and the hilarious part about it is, I mean as everybody knows, Charlie didn't really go to church, but me it was almost a boot camp sort of thing.

And you would be surprised how often this topic actually comes up.

I mean, yeah, it came up in seminary.

I remember watching a video with lovely nature scenes, trees, flowing streams, you know,

deer stopping, and the whole topic was masturbation.

I think it was a talk that Ezra Taff Benson gave or something like that. I can't remember what it was.

I think I saw the beginning of that video myself but just found it so acidine I went to sleep.

It just made me embarrassed. I was, I don't know, 15 or 16. I just kind of

of cringe while I'm listening to the whole thing. Well I've never been one to get all that embarrassed about just about anything.

So what did they say in church?

And typically, it's only when, you know, well, in seminary it was both boys and and girls but in church did

they pull you aside because you separate right yeah actually oh what in

church I can't really remember them bringing it up in sacrament, but then again I slept a lot.

But I do recall them bringing it up.

See, they separate the young men and the young

women at about the age of 11 and they put them in their own classes and then from

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