Hello, welcome to Kump.

I'm not in the closet today.

I'm in, at bed.

For loyal listeners, you know, I live in a closet when I did a show.

Usually while Lucy's sleeping, but I took today off, so I am drunk in a bed.

I'm a little drunk.

I don't usually drink during the day, but fair warning.

Make a little whiskey, and now I'm here to contemplate the notion

of mass shootings

and I think I have an idea

I mean I get like two

like fucking calls today

from fucking people this guy was calling

for Fox Family Fusion

I don't know

can be sued for saying this

I don't know I told him wrong. I'm looking for Fox Family Fusion. And I started going off, like, in half and out, like, yeah, like, 10 minutes, like, trying fucking, well, if you got the deal, you got the financing going, and he's just going on with it. And it's like, you know, I told you it's the wrong number. It's not going to feel bad. fucking, you know, really get that strong is going on with it and it's like, you know, I told you, strong numbers.

I don't feel bad.

I fucking, you know, really, that's strong this guy.

Anyway, mass shootings.

I don't know.

Who do you think you're going to fucking, like, I'm the number one guy.

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