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I thought we had to record all the important shit that went into this whole process.

So, the fact that you didn't tell me about one of Dad's old rituals that could really help us out...

Is that not important? Or what?

Christine, please calm down.

Don't tell me to calm down, asshole.

I didn't think it was relevant.

How would a ritual that can help us find ritual components not be goddamn relevant?

And I'm not even going to get into how discursive this whole thing is, by the way.

I'm actually discursive, isn't the right word?

Oh my god, Nicky, pretend to jerk!

I didn't hide the ritual. If you would listen to all of Dad's tapes, you could have heard it for yourself.

I simply failed to mention it.

But you cataloged them all, and I kind of assumed that you'd tell me if one of them was important.

I know. I had a freaking assumption.

The ritual requires two people, and I am unwilling to follow its instructions.

Therefore, it is useless. I only...

I didn't want you to think I was hiding anything from you.

That was really shitty of you. You know that, right?

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