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Yes, it's on. It's on, don't worry. God damn it. Oh, it really, really sucks. God's

like having to shit out something from your throat. I'm sorry, Christine. Yeah, well, this

better not be some sort of deal you struck with the God damn pay phone or whatever, because

it really sucks that I'm the only one doing this. And you're gonna have to clean up the

God damn seawater. Of course. And I could possibly get you some ice cream for your throw,

or I could check for this record. See if there was some ritual to heal it perhaps. Yeah,

sacrifice three bunnies on the stump of an oak tree to stop moderate severe throat irritation.

Ugh, whatever. Let's just listen to the tape. You think whoever's listening is gonna

respond? We can hope. Yeah. Everything matters. Everything is important. You must be purified.

Wait, was that it? Everything matters. Everything is important. You must be purified. I believe so.

I threw up for that. I don't think it's nothing, Christine. You must be purified. That's

some zodiac killer bullshit. I think listening to the tapes he sends that I vomit out. That you vomit

out is part of the ritual. That it purifies us like the water. Perhaps it's part of the added

difficulty due to your drowning. Fine. Do you know when we're going to get our totally normal

Amazon packages? Probably tomorrow. Awesome. Really excited to wait for the pack.

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