259. The Greatest Wendy's Story Ever

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Brendan has a near death at Wendy's, Anthony explains the concept of summer camps, and Greg reveals a troubling first job.

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0:00.0	uh we're just gonna go everyone's mad at me no i'm not mad at you nobody mad at you. Nobody is mad at you. You seem so furious of me. Oh, I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you for sure. These guys touching everything. The three devils ride again. We're back as a trio. This is something. Sometimes I think Greg flirts with me. Flirts.
0:39.5	Well, he's a... I do.
0:40.4	He's a lus vicious man.
0:42.1	That's how I present myself.
0:43.3	That's why I present my friendship.
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:45.2	Because you come in from behind.
0:47.2	You know, you're coming through the...
0:48.2	Hold on.
0:50.3	In more ways than three.
0:52.5	I'm coming through the mouth.
0:54.9	Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah. I'm coming through the mouth. Yeah.
0:55.4	No.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:55.9	No.
0:57.0	Uh, yeah.
0:57.9	Yeah.
0:54.8	Flirt. I like to be. That's how you make people extra friends. Yeah. Of course. Skin, you touch them and then they feel warm and then they feel like maybe he likes me. The idea that here's a, this is a crazy. It's a crazy idea that flirting is only with the sex you're attracted to.
1:28.7	Because you behave the same way to people you're not attracted to sexually and people just say, well, that guy's charming. That guy knows how to, he's personable. But it's like, no, no, no, you just flirt with everyone. Flirt with everyone and people are going to like you. Yeah. Yeah, my uncle used to wink at me.
1:29.1	Yeah.
1:29.6	You know?
1:31.3	He probably winked in a lot of hookers too.
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