0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
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0:56.7	Welcome to Beastu, Sandy, Water, Too, at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm X-Teen. I'm Zandi. Today we're talking about hair dye. We are. But before we get started, Zandi has a very exciting announcement. That short film that I was in is out. It's out. Available to be viewed. So I'll put the link below.
1:02.6	Link will probably also be in my Instagram bio. Sweet. Yeah, we're doing a watch party to tomorrow. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it, but I can guarantee your money back if you
1:08.2	don't love it. Is it free to watch? Unless you're patron, because that I actually could give you money back, but I don't want to. Oh, okay. Is it free? No. It's just on YouTube. Oh, it's on YouTube. Okay, great, great. So let me say that more confidently. If you don't like it, I'll give you your money back. And I did win best actor for it, which was at the film festival, which was so great.
1:12.5	A skelly.
1:13.4	Oh, I was so great. A skelly. Oh, I was so cute. That's so proud. I blacked out when it happened. You literally, there's like a photo. You look so professional. Anyway, we're all very proud of him. So go watch the film. It'll be in the show notes. and I'll be probably sharing it on my page as well because I'm watching it tomorrow and I can't wait.
1:28.6	Exciting. film. It'll be in the show notes and I'll be probably sharing it on my page as well because I'm
1:45.3	watching it tomorrow and I can't wait. Exciting. All right, Zandi, I have 86,000 reviews. Oh, dear God.
1:51.7	Yeah. Would you like me to go first? I'll go ahead. Oh, okay. I didn't mean to say that.
1:58.8	I'll let you go ahead. Oh, okay. I thought you were, I did not. I thought fine. My brain was like, oh, she has a lot. That means I go first, which is the opposite of what we always do. It's the opposite of how it always goes every single time. So please, please go ahead. This was sent by Denise. It's of Light Mountain Hena hair color and conditioner bright red hair dye.
2:19.4	So that's... If this person complains about it being too red, I'm going to be really upset.
2:23.1	Okay, here we go.
2:24.2	The title is stanky and too dark.
2:27.4	One star.
2:29.5	I bought the light brown.
2:31.0	Oh, I see.
2:31.9	Sorry.
2:32.5	I guess they selected a different option. So Amazon, I did, I did see that with Amazon.
2:38.6	So annoying. Why would you call it bright red hair dye? They would have like all their lines of all the different colors in one product page. Right. So you just select the option. Yeah. So then the reviews would be of, so it was like tens of thousands of reviews, but spread across all the different color options.
2:56.1	And it's like green, brown, orange, red.
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