Do you know where you're calling? Do you know how serious this is?

I was hoping actually it was a serious place because I have a serious question.

I was hoping to ask you and it's not a prank. I was, uh, basically we like do pranks.

We are a prank show and I felt like that's what I was trying to say earlier when I said I was pranking you because we do do a prank show.

But I have like a question.

We do a prank show.

I think you have the wrong number.

This is the United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases.

Oh yeah, we have the right number.

That was the number I was trying to call.

So it is the right number that I'm trying to call basically.

And it's not a prank is the thing that you need to understand right now.

How did you get the number of this particular office, this facility?

It was on a website.

We have a friend, Skinny Tony.

No, no, no.

I doubt that was.

And he basically has to like a James website.

I doubt you got that on a website.

He says he pays like another $15 a month to get like a different website. Were you stupid around your dad's office? What were you doing? I'm his dad. I'm back.

That's my dad. Son, why are you snooping around my office? He calls the bathroom the office because that's where he takes his wumpy cushion. Do you know what a wumpyed is? Do they teach you that in the army?

I don't have time for this. Well, it's just a serious question if you wouldn't mind me asking and stuff like that. Because basically, I'm just like a taxpayer and like an inquisitive mind and we have some stuff that we were asked.

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