Like as women, we just, it's just a natural feeling of protection you have when you're with a man,

especially a strong man. And you seem like a very strong protective man.

I just date really weak women.

Relatively strong. Until Mandy, who's like an equal.

First, the fat boys break up nowadays to quote Chris Rock.

It's okay. We'll come back to it because I want to do this

real quick. From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

A Bronx hospital worker was found dead by a colleague naked with porn playing on his laptop.

After suffering a fatal heart attack while apparently masturbating. Yes. Is that rigor mortis or are you just happy to see me?

Sources confirmed the unidentified man was naked and appeared to be pleasuring himself at the time

of his death. He died of pleasure. In a hospital? In a hospital he died. Let that be a lesson to you.

I mean, if he lies there in a hospital, what chance do you have wherever you jerk off?

His last thought was probably something like, yeah, spread it apart, you little bitch?

Or something like that.

You like that cock?

Obviously, not a proud boy.

He came and went, Moses.

Bronx homicide was investigating, but no foul play was suspected.

Joining me now, Von DeCarlo, Hey, Vaughn.

Hey, Von DeCarlo. Hey, Vaughn.

I think that's a lovely way to go out.

Yeah?

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