Well, there's nothing more heartbreaking than bringing joy to sick children.

I think HIV is the David Beckham of disease.

That is a test word.

That's it.

It's my safe word.

Test sucks right.

Oh, you need to stop.

This is becoming uncomfortable for you.

It waits.

We should establish a safe word.

Just say John Lippets.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

Bizarre attempted abduction in Bensonhurst,

a mom of two, three and six,

approached by an Asian woman, quote, with an odd grin.

No word on how they could tell she was grinning beneath her surgical mask.

Stole that joke.

I think it was Confucius who said,

Never Trust a Grinning Asian.

I think he said it right after he met the Buddha.

He stole one of his cones.

She took the hand of the stranger's daughter, a three-year-old.

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