Hey, twosgays, before we start the podcast and Mark and Joe get to their shenanigans,

we had some questions about the Patreon and how you can actually listen to it and listen to the apps they're putting up.

If you go to the desktop version of Patreon, subscribe for as little as $3 a month and go to the right-hand side.

There is an RSS feed that you can copy and either text it from your laptop, email it to yourself,

and if you copy that RSS feed and add it to any podcast app that you use,

that's Apple Podcast, Pocketcast, Downcast, whatever one you use, you can use that to then listen to whatever bonus episodes,

satellite queues that Mark and Joe are doing and we're putting up sometimes three, four of those a week,

do that and you can listen them there. Alright, thanks, Jews.

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Hey Mark, fake banter for the intro. That's all I know how to do.

Great, good to be here. Welcome to Tuesdays with Stories.

Hit her in the face with a surfboard and then the duck fell out of his bag.

Surf's up and she didn't even flush. Knock, knock, who's there? Mark Norman and Joe Liss.

Yeah, this Tuesdays with Stories everybody. No, that's terrible. This is supposed to be cheesy.

I got to get in it, baby. I did Jim and Sam early today. I got up at seven in the morning.

I got to snap into action there, fatty. Snap into a slim Jim, Norton.

Oh, yeah. How was it? It was great. It was me and Voss yuckin' it up. We had a good time.

We really did it. I always get paranoid on any radio show. I'm like, I'm popping. I'm losing it.

But then I also want to have these deep conversations and then I, you know, it's the whole thing.

Yeah, it's a difficult profession with Joseph. You're just putting yourself out there all the time.

And nowadays, it's all permanent. Yeah.

You know, George Burrads, the radio interview in fucking 1879.

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