257: Ol’ Saint D*ck (We interviewed a REAL SANTA!)

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs.

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0:00.0	Let's just say Santa is very grateful to be sober and not picking up crackhores on Santa Monica Boulevard.
0:06.1	They out there.
0:07.1	This really took a turn.
0:10.1	Holy shit, we have an insane episode.
0:12.0	The back half of this episode, episode we got a Santa to come in
0:14.8	we got a Santa to come in like the Santa
0:17.4	and we just went in and asked him a bunch of weird questions
0:19.6	he got really loosey goosey whichy which was awesome. Bro talking about January 6th.
0:24.0	He alluded to the fact that he was in there.
0:27.5	But he also like told us about like BBL's fake asses,
0:32.0	Titzman, he wasn't holding back.
0:34.3	Zero.
0:35.3	I mean it's an insane episode, but we also want to talk to you guys and say real quick,
0:39.3	Thank you for buying merch.
0:41.0	Thank you so much about the merch. The merch was such a success.
0:44.0	The response has been phenomenal.
0:45.6	We're waiting for ours to get here.
0:47.0	I mean, get here already, dude.
0:48.4	Yeah, so thank you so much for buying that.
0:51.0	It will be on the store in the future just as a evergreen piece of
0:55.7	content yeah I think so I've been hanging out with too many influencers what the
0:59.5	fuck evergreen piece of that content so we're good at like we sort of have been doing in the past sort of like just kind of random drops,
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