256: Stiff Socks Does Shark Tank (Insane Product Pitches, Twitch TV Tiddies, O.F. Face Tattoo)

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

NEW MERCH DROPS TOMORROW at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com

The boys pitch some insane shark tank ideas (47:34) + riff on the dude that got a tattoo of his favorite OF model, why the new Twitch Meta rules, and why Powerslap is absolutely electric.

Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.meundies.com/socks

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Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com/socks

Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Guys we have new merch!
0:02.2	You've been asking so we drop in.
0:04.0	Dropping. Why don't we play a trailer that we shot?
0:06.6	All seductual.
0:08.7	Not a word. Gabe, play it. Oh, Hey!
0:37.0	I! Hey!
0:49.0	Merck at Stiks March store available this Thursday. Stipsox March.
0:51.0	Linked in the description. Ralph, Wreck-It-Ralf March good. It's pretty good. You know when you're two on is when you talk in third person.
1:07.0	Our first person.
1:08.0	What do you mean?
1:09.0	Third person, first person.
1:10.0	When you go, when you're like in a press conference, man Michael Blastein you know he does clips man he different and Michael Blastein gets views on a clips when you start talking yourself in third person. No what I'm saying is-
1:22.0	Basso players do that. Oh my never done that. Bassal players do that?
1:23.0	Oh my God.
1:24.0	When you're super duper on you wearing sunglasses?
1:26.0	What the hell's the point of a press conference?
1:28.0	How did you guys lost and you got to give a speech about it?
1:30.0	Imagine bombing and then you got to wait in the parking lot and tell everybody why you bombed.
1:34.0	I mean, dude, I mean, the fact, the fact that these players don't blow their heads off.
1:39.0	It's crazy.
1:40.0	And also, nothing gets accomplished ever.
1:42.0	Why did you lose? Oh, we scored. And also nothing gets accomplished ever.
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