256: Transformed

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

This week, our lives peak with our review of Transformed, the story of a kung fu pastor cleaning up the drug problem in her town with the help of Mr. Wrist Control himself, George Dilman.
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0:00.0	But damn it if the bad guys hadn't followed her then.
0:09.2	And like they accidentally over music sting that moment like she walks in and we pan to
0:14.0	the bad guy and it's like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
0:19.0	I wanted it to pan over to a guy with the electric guitar and they're like put it up Mike
0:31.2	Sorry.
0:50.0	Welcome back to the game cast for each week. We sample another selection from Christian cinema because every so often it pays the fuck off
0:56.8	I'm your host no illusions. Heath will be unable to join us this week and we'll regret it for the rest of his goddamn life
1:03.2	But sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:08.9	I am complete as a human being Noah. Thank you for asking. I have reached Nirvana my bat my final form
1:19.0	My best self my hair is blonde now just from watching.
1:23.2	This incredible.
1:24.9	Okay. And we're also excited to welcome back our third favorite guest massacres. Sorry for got Keisha for a second.
1:31.9	Our fourth favorite guest massacres in Prov comic and film massacres extraordinary Devon heater Devon. Welcome back to the show, sir.
1:40.5	I'm back. Who else is ahead of me?
1:42.9	Keisha Keisha get a get Keisha. Yeah, Keisha's a little child. So it's just important for me to know right. No, no, I get it. I got it.
1:52.1	Thomas Smith our buddy from over at serious inquiries only in an opening arguments. He's our second favorite very firmly and our favorite is is Michael Marshall
2:00.7	who is a British skeptic that has the awesome Liverpool accent. It's like hanging out with a beetle. Okay, that makes sense to me. Yeah.
2:07.6	I'll take it. I'll take it. It's good list. It's you're on a very good list. So tell us Devon. What will we be breaking down today?
2:17.2	Well, we watched transformed a movie about a lady preacher and her karate buddies who just ball kick and face
2:24.7	laughter. They get that sweet. You know, you hit that gallbladder seven and you're done.
2:32.5	I'll do it. There's no, there's no counter to the gallbladder seven.
2:38.3	Well, as we'll learn, spoiler alert, a certain amount of toe raising turns out to be a real.
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