#256: Bry the Defiler

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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How would you react to discovering you’re related to a serial killer? Is masturbation the cure to the evils of the world? Q has had his fill of off color jokes.

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0:00.0	Lisa.
0:00.7	Yes.
0:01.3	I want to talk to you about this new company called Trunk Club.
0:05.7	Okay.
0:06.3	What's that?
0:07.3	They're like a mall.
0:09.8	Uh-huh.
0:10.6	It's an online mall.
0:12.2	Actually, it's not online.
0:13.2	They just send you clothes to your house.
0:15.8	And, I mean, it's pretty apparent why they picked me to be the spokesman.
0:19.9	It's my flair and it's my style and it's the, you know, it's obviously, it's my threads.
0:26.5	Yeah.
0:27.1	Really?
0:28.2	What?
0:28.9	Nice.
0:30.5	You got to sell it more than that.
0:33.0	You got to be like, yeah, dad.
0:34.5	I mean, when you pick me up from school, all the other dads look like chumps when you come, step out of the car. No, I'm not saying that. Why? You get like, yeah, you out, you out dress every dad who comes to, comes to this, like, you know, back to school night when you wear in your, you're fancy duds that you get at trunk club. Just say that. Okay, say oh you out you out you out you out dress all
0:59.5	you out dress all those chumps those chump dads I'm saying chump dads what I'm not saying
1:05.4	chump dad's go like you know oh that's right dad you so fly when you step out of the car. What? No, not saying that. Oh, yeah, Dad, when you step out of that car and your trunk club clothes, all the other dads, you know, they just turn around and go, like, man, where does he get those clothes? Okay. Right? All the other dads wonder, where you've got all the Trump Club clothes from?
1:29.5	They're all jealous of you.
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