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The Brian Johnson's story

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Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave, the second in a row with an increasingly healthy, increasingly strapping, increasingly glowing,

young Brian Quinn. Getting stronger.

Getting stronger.

Getting stronger.

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