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Dear Hank & John

256: A Lonely Road (w/Jacob Goldstein!)

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

Vlogbrothers, People, Social Media, Soccer, Humor, Heartfelt, Youtube, Itunes:https://feeds.simplecast.com/9yni3wal, John Green, Comedy, Life, Green Brothers, Self-improvement, Advice, Dear Hank And John, Authors, Hank Green, Brothers, Society & Culture, Education, Relationships, Mars, 770430, Improv, Space, Pop Culture, Philosophy, Conversations

4.98K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

What is money? How do you not look suspicious when you find $60,000? How do I tell my friend I'm uncomfortable hearing brag about their salary? What do I do now that I accidentally turned my boyfriend's sheets pink? How do you pick a car? How do I get comfortable calling myself a writer? How do I handle my friends throwing a birthday party for their dog on my birthday? John Green and Jacob Goldstein have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected] us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

0:07.3

Or as I like to think of it, dear John and Jake, up.

0:11.3

It's a podcast where two people answer your questions,

0:14.9

provide you a dubious advice and bring you all the week's news

0:17.0

from both Mars and AFC Whibble,

0:18.6

and so long time listeners to this podcast

0:21.4

will know that one of my dearest dreams in this veil of tears

0:27.0

is to be on my all time favorite economics podcast, Planet Money.

0:32.1

And that dream is not coming true,

0:34.6

but instead Planet Money is coming to us

0:39.2

to Dear Hank and John in the form of Planet Money co-host,

0:44.3

Jacob Goldstein. Hello, Jacob.

0:46.2

John, ask me what makes a great comedian?

0:48.2

What makes it...

0:49.2

Timing.

0:52.2

How am I doing?

0:53.1

My brother sets a very low bar for dad jokes,

0:56.2

and I appreciated that one because you were a little late

0:58.6

on the dear John and Jacob.

1:01.8

I really enjoyed the inflation joke a few weeks ago.

1:03.9

I felt like your brother was kind of horning in on my money dad joke,

1:08.0

Venn diagram overlap.

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