#255 - Lauren Jauregui is a U-haul Ass B*tch (Part 1)

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Lauren Jauregui! They discuss family planning based on astrology, saying "eat you out" in the worst of times, Elizabeth Hurly (a per usual), private all girl's school kissing, polyamory, and so much more!

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