254: MORE Updates!
Two Hot Takes
Two Hot Takes
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🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 128 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We rolling. |
| 0:01.5 | We are up running, rolling, hop, skipping, jumping, on a river. |
| 0:08.1 | Rolling on a river. |
| 0:09.2 | Dude, every time I hear river, all I hear is that, I think it was Wendy Williams. |
| 0:14.7 | Denial is a river in Egypt. |
| 0:17.0 | I have seen that one. |
| 0:17.9 | Your husband is gay. |
| 0:20.1 | I have seen that one. That's so good. I don't know. Every time I hear River or like denial, like I just hear Wendy in my ear. That's kind of a beautiful earworm to have. Is that the right? Yeah. Yeah. Audio stim. It's an interesting one. It's not one I would say out loud unless it's to my closest nearest and dearest friends, you guys. But yeah, I don't know. I'm just like, I'm in a weird funk right now. I feel like everyone's kind of in a thunk. Yeah. With everything going on. Like it's so crazy to recording something. And then like, okay, this comes out two weeks later or three weeks later. Yeah, we don't know what's going to be happening. We don't even know. So it's like it's so hard with the podcast and like banking episodes because like a lot of my episodes that I'm recording in the next couple weeks like won't even be seen for months. And it's just like... Yeah. And so much is happening every day. |
| 1:11.8 | Every day. It's crazy. Each and every day. So we're kind of continuing on our theme. We did updates, |
| 1:21.0 | happy endings with Jenna last week. We're going to do another update episode. Like I... |
| 1:26.6 | But not happy endings. Not happy endings. A lot of them I haven't read the endings actually. Oh, okay. So it could conceivably have a happy ending. Could. Okay. And it also depends on your definition of a happy ending. Oh, wow. Is breaking up a happy ending? If it's for the best, yeah, a lot of |
| 1:44.4 | the time. That counts for me. So these are just a lot of chaotic, crazy stories with updates. |
| 1:50.8 | We just need something, another week of predictability and chaos, but closure. I love updates. |
| 1:57.5 | I just like leave the story feeling more like, okay. Well, at least I know. At least you know. Mm-hmm. I feel the same way. Even if it's bad, like at least it's resolved. At least you know. Yeah. I'm with here. So, let's just hop right into it. Okay. I don't know if I have anything else to say. You guys are about to hear me talk enough. So yeah, let's just get to the intro song. |
| 2:18.8 | That's been as many stories in as possible. Ooh, okay. Let's dive in. |
| 3:01.4 | Yeah. I'm This episode of two outtakes is presented by State Farm. |
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