253: Happy Updates Only..

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Society & Culture, Education

4.6 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Jenna! With everything going on we needed stories that provide some closure, some relief, and a "happy" ending. Whether its the outcome of a woman telling her boyfriend he can't go from moms house to hers, a guy being honest with his GF because of a TikTok trend, or a guy that dresses up as Bigfoot and takes it too far.. these are some chaotic stories with closure. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on them. Partners: Credit Karma: https://www.creditkarma.com/ State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Minnesota Support: https://www.standwithminnesota.com https://www.wfmn.org/funds/immigrant-rapid-response/ One pot recipe: https://mydailyplates.com/dairy-free-marry-me-chicken-pasta/ Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, here we go. I don't know if it's just me. I know it's not just me, but the feeling of
0:09.3	existential dread is insane right now. It's so heavy. Obviously, there's a lot going on in the
0:17.3	world, especially my home state of Minnesota. And it doesn't feel right starting
0:22.7	this episode without saying something. Guys, honestly. Like, that is where we're at. I don't care
0:29.5	what side of the aisle you fall on. If you are not enraged about what is happening right now,
0:35.5	we got issues. We got beef friends because what is happening
0:39.2	right now is an attack on our Constitution, our human rights to be treated with just dignity and
0:46.0	respect. But this is getting recorded a couple of days after Alex's murder in Minnesota.
0:58.2	And I'm just distraught. And I know there's a lot going on all over the world in Gaza still, in Iran, everywhere. And we as people, as citizens of this
1:07.0	world, need to get loud and start really demanding change because we cannot go on like
1:14.5	this. It's just inconceivable. I don't want to make this whole thing a soapbox. It will not be.
1:21.5	I've got Jenna here today. Yay. Yay. But I just want to address this. Like, this is so important and it's not just
1:31.3	politics. It is, it's morality. It is, it's being a good person, a good human and doing and saying
1:37.4	and advocating for what is right. So that's that. I'll post some links in the description for resources that you can help Minnesota.
1:47.8	People are really, really making a difference there and standing up for people. And it's just,
1:53.3	it's amazing to see. But this episode, because I am so emotionally burnt out, and I'm sure you all
2:00.6	are too, and you want a healthy distraction.
2:04.3	This episode has no surprises for us. These are all stories that have updates. Updates that I'm
2:11.7	deeming happy endings. Okay, great. What you want to categorize as a happy ending is up to you in my head.
2:21.1	They're happy. At least we get closure regardless. We get closure. Yes. So we are doing a whole
2:28.4	updates episode just to have some reprieve in this world. Bless.
2:39.0	So on that note, thank you all for being here.
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