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I guess I'm just too much of a puss.

Always have been, always will be.

Yeah. Ben, always will be. You know, plus I just like the idea of us on a boat.

Yeah. You know, plus, I just like the idea of us on a boat.

It's like Bill Buckner coming back to fucking... Oh, Bill Buckner.

A ball between the legs?

Yeah.

Just coming back and...

You bucknered legs? Yeah. Just coming back and...

You button it.

Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve, Dave.

I can't even begin to tell you how good it feels right now.

It feels like, you know, when you read those articles about, like, you know, somebody's cat gets lost, right?

And it turns out the person was moving and they're like, oh, I guess my cat's dead.

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