#252: Apple of Death

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Team TESD goes on vacation, and barely survives.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks, trustworthy fact, Kevin Smith, before we start casting the pods, man, let me try to sell you something first, okay? Do you like me? Do you like my friends, Jason Mews, Ralph Garman? Then guess what? We're coming to a town near you, man. We're coming your way, man. Come see a Smodco show. Tickets at c-smod.com. That's s e-es-m-od.com. Now, if you can't come to one of our shows, you're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
0:03.1	How am I supposed to support this two-bit operation? Well, how about you kick back in your home with some family and friends and loved ones and play Monopoly? Jay and Silent Bob strike back monopoly. That's right, man. You can buy from jen, silent bob.com, The Home of the Secret Stash, right there online, a signed edition of Jane Silent Bob Strike Back Monopoly. Me and Muse sign it, man, Jason Mews, Jay himself, me, Silent Bob. And the parts are real fun, man, they got a little cock knocker, a little fist, a little Suzanne, little Bluntmobile.
0:56.7	It's crazy, man.
0:58.0	Get your hands on it.
0:59.6	Get drunk, get stone, and play a round of Jay and Silent Bob Strikeback Monopoly.
1:04.3	Available, signed by me and Jason Muse at jensylibob.com.
1:08.3	Now, here comes your Smodko podcast.
1:15.3	Aren't the stars beautiful tonight, nature box? I can lay out here all my long,
1:20.0	you staring at them. The constellations are considered impressive by humanoid standards.
1:25.0	Well, not very poetic, but accurate, I guess.
1:28.9	It's just when I'm staring up at those stars, one question popped into my head.
1:33.3	What's it all about?
1:34.6	As I've told you countless times, humanoid child, it's about healthy, great-tasting snacks.
1:40.0	Choose from over 100 healthy, crave-worthy options to be delivered right to your door.
1:45.0	All of NatureBox snacks are made with zero artificial flavors, colors, or sweeteners.
1:50.0	Zero grams, trans fats, and no high fructose corn syrup.
1:55.2	And best of all, they taste amazing.
1:59.7	Go to Naturebox.com.com slash D-E-S-D and get a free trial of their favorite snacks.
2:07.6	Yes, I know all about your nature box is great snacks.
2:10.5	Thank you.
2:11.6	I can spend what's it all about in a little more complex way.
2:15.2	Like, where does the universe start?
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