253: A Sandwich and Some Shocking Developments

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Members of our wonderful Podcast Family asked Allen to perform their wedding ceremony, so he got ordained through an online church and became a man of the cloth! So congratulations to Manuel and Ciminie of your wedding and thank you for making it possible for Kellie to sleep with a preacher.

Kellie got the bright idea to go back to school and after much frustration and several tears, she's already quit.

And after a potentially near-death experience, Allen was shocked by Kellie's reaction, which gives us this week's edition of "Kellie Claps Back."

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Meta for Work.
0:02.6	It's not just SciFi anymore.
0:04.4	Virtual and Mixed Reality are transforming how business works.
0:07.6	Architects can use mixed reality to walk through buildings that aren't even built yet.
0:11.5	People from around the world can meet up in more
0:13.2	immersive ways, working shoulder to shoulder in virtual spaces to get real work done.
0:17.7	And all sorts of professionals are getting hands-on training and safer, more cost-effective
0:21.6	virtual environments.
0:23.0	Meta for work.
0:24.0	Work smarter, closer, safer, together.
0:27.0	Visit for work.
0:28.0	Meta.com is my
0:44.4	husband and partner and co-host Alan Evans. Hello I'm Alan A Trade in the house
0:51.4	for the Honorable W. A Evans or Reverend Evans or
0:56.7	or what else I got no I'm not gonna say I'm a pastor. What else I got? Oh, a marital efficient?
1:06.7	Marriage efficient? Evans. There you go. That's my husband. I never thought I would ever be sleeping with a member of the cloth clergy
1:15.6	a minister and yet here I am.
1:19.8	What are you? What am I allowed to call you? I'm joking. I'm just a marriage efficient.
1:25.0	But you're a clergy.
1:28.0	Well, they sent me a badge.
1:29.0	They said clergy.
1:31.0	What does that imply? I said why would you need a clergy? I was
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