252: Just Put A Towel Over My Head (Pt 2)

The Socially Distant Sports Bar

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Comedy, Game Of Thrones, Rugby, Alt Schwift X, Sports, A Clash Of Kings, Football, Arts, A Song Of Ice And Fire, Sport

4.9 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 252

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of sporting nonsense, barely-researched takes, and clips that will leave you questioning everything. This week, we’re covering everything from rugby legends to DIY football stands and the life story of a boxing icon. Grab a drink, get comfy, and enjoy the chaos.

"Like eavesdropping on a pub conversation where sport is just the excuse for the chat."

✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?

Jiffy on Shane Williams – Mike kicks us off with a classic bit of rugby chat.
The legend of Nipsy in Barnsley – Elis unearths some grassroots gold.
Peloton's finest fake names – Steff discovers the greatest (and rudest) made-up usernames to ever pop up on a leaderboard.
Plus: DIY stadium building, Tom Brady’s lifestyle obsession, and Claressa Shields making history.

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🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

Mike: Jiffy on Shane Williams – Watch here
Elis: Nipsy, the Barnsley game – Watch here
Steff: The best (and rudest) fake names on Peloton – Watch here

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

Steff’s Documentary Pick: The Arctics – Watch here
Elis’ Book Recommendation: The TB12 Method by Tom Brady – Get it here

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

Elis: A man in Barnoldswick builds his own football stand – Watch here
Mike: Ronnie – Watch here
Steff: Claressa Shields becomes a three-weight undisputed champion – Watch here
Bonus: The film about Claressa Shields’ life – Watch here

📺 TV from Mike and Elis:

Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here
Mike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayer
Elis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here

✨ Another week of nostalgia, sporting chaos, and absolute nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Wonderry Plus is better than ever, with updates just for our UK listeners.
0:03.9	Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to episodes of the socially distant sports bar early and ad-free.
0:08.4	Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Start your free trial now.
0:17.1	Hi everybody. Welcome to the socially distant sports bar before we get into the main action.
0:22.9	It is big rugby time at the moment with the Six Nations going on,
0:27.2	so I wanted to point you in the direction of some stuff that Mike is doing on the BBC.
0:33.5	Scrum 5 top fives.
0:35.4	He's spoken about it a lot during the recordings that we've done.
0:38.8	It's Mike in his garage.
0:40.7	How did you get a deal like that?
0:42.6	You get a series off the BBC where you get to go downstairs, stand in your bar.
0:47.7	They'll set it all up.
0:48.6	The cameras are all set.
0:49.5	Craig setting it all up.
0:51.3	You don't have to do anything.
0:52.9	Just turn up and there is either a famous rugby
0:56.9	player or a famous person who likes rugby in his bar and he talks to them about stuff. I watched
1:02.0	the Alan Win Jones one the other day and Al doesn't do an awful lot of interviews, but he is
1:09.1	brilliant in this. It's a really lovely series. And if you go to the BBC
1:13.6	I player, if you're not from Wales, like Scrum 5 is a brand around rugby. It's like a thing,
1:20.5	it got the title because there's like a five metre scrum away from a trial. It's just really
1:26.8	bad name. It would be like if match in the dayum away from a trial. It's just really bad name.
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