251 with ROB LITTLE
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2016
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
A WOMAN’S FACE IS SET ON FIRE DURING AN ARGUMENT OVER $10.
A MAN BEATS UP A PREGNANT WOMAN FOR NOT SAYING “THANK YOU” AFTER HE OPENED THE DOOR FOR HER.
A TWISTED DAD - ON TRIAL FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIS SON - ACTS AS HIS OWN ATTORNEY AND CALLS HIS SON AS A WITNESS.
PLUS MANY MORE UNBELIEVABLE TALES OF TRUE CRIME, PRESENTED IN A COMEDIC FORMAT, AS PART OF THE NYC CRIME AWARDS. BEST OF THE BEST EPISODE FEATURES SPECIAL GUEST ROB LITTLE.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, there's no eye in team, but you is in my mouth. |
| 0:06.6 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live. |
| 0:11.3 | If you write it out, it almost good sense. |
| 0:13.3 | Does the world have more heroes or more child molesters? |
| 0:16.7 | January 15th, 2009, Canadian geese, hired by Al-Qaeda, forced Captain Chesley Sully Sullivanberger |
| 0:26.1 | to make an emergency landing on the Hudson River on that day. 155 people were drastically |
| 0:32.8 | inconvenienced. Two years later, this comedy podcast was created to detail crime in New York City, |
| 0:39.4 | the question, what's better? The Miracle on the Hudson or New York City crime report? |
| 0:45.4 | The podcast is an hour-long weekly. The Miracle on the Hudson happened once and lasted only |
| 0:52.2 | three minutes. And no laughs. Not even a good three minutes okay sally saved the |
| 0:59.2 | lives of 155 people but just who are these people what kind of people did sully save |
| 1:06.8 | spared a sudden death they squandered their new lease on life |
| 1:11.5 | I'm sure a handful of them quit their jobs |
| 1:13.3 | And drove away forever |
| 1:14.4 | But I bet most of them kept right on working |
| 1:17.5 | The jobs they hated |
| 1:18.6 | Driving their kids to soccer practice |
| 1:21.0 | And changing the litter box |
| 1:22.9 | And what's it take for some people |
| 1:24.5 | To wake up and fuck the babysit |
| 1:27.4 | That's an unknown. |
| 1:29.3 | We probably have to learn to live with that kind of shit. |
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