251: 5 Seconds is 1 Mile

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Where should I be during a phone interview? Do other animals get sick as often as humans do? What's the time/distance correlation between lightning and thunder? What's a rehearsal dinner? What do I do with really minor TikTok fame? What happens to amputated limbs? How do I make remote wedding guests feel included? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and Jon!
0:06.3	Where's everybody think of it dear Jon and Hank?
0:08.4	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you dubious advice, and
0:12.3	bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.8	Jon, if Italians are from Italy, where are battalions from?
0:21.7	Battalions would be from, I guess, technically from Butteley.
0:25.8	Yes, that's where they're from.
0:26.9	They're from Butteley.
0:27.8	By spelling, by spelling, they're from that battaliy, which actually makes a kind of sense.
0:33.8	Why?
0:34.8	Because battalions battle.
0:37.5	That's...
0:38.5	Oh, battaliy!
0:39.5	That's very good.
0:41.0	That's very good.
0:42.0	But I just wanted to say buttally.
0:43.4	I wanted to make you say buttally.
0:45.0	Well, I'm glad that made you happy, Hank.
0:47.2	It's the little things in life that really matter right now, like getting people to say
0:51.9	buttally, which isn't even a funny word.
0:55.4	Like every time I say it, you laugh.
0:57.0	It's not. It's not a funny word.
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