#250: WOW 250 EPISODES
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2019
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
2- We’re debating early
3- Couldn’t be a scumbag, she’s not my type.
4- Republican power forever
5- Gimme that blood. You have no secrets.
6- Hello, Oregon. We ain’t voting. We got gunz.
7- Conservative comics getting paid. I can't do it.
8- You’re under arrest for turning in the guns he was gonna shoot you with.
9- You’re under arrest for being shot in your pregnant stomach.
10- We’d televise your arrest but NRA TV is BROKE.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 250 of my podcast who's paying attention. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, I've been rambling that long that this is the 250th episode. |
| 0:27.2 | And thank you if you listen to 1 or 10 or 20. |
| 0:32.0 | If you've listened to all 250, I probably owe you money or something. |
| 0:36.8 | But anyway, thank you guys. It's good to, uh, |
| 0:39.9 | good to still be here. So this is one of the things about doing this podcast. I was going to say |
| 0:46.3 | one of the problems, but it's not a problem. It's just a reality. And the immortal words of |
| 0:53.0 | crime victims from day one, it all happened so fast. |
| 0:57.8 | I can't keep up. |
| 0:59.4 | This news cycle, I said it on my first special, that America's attention span is that of a hamster on crack. |
| 1:10.4 | There is just no way that I can keep up with our insane news cycle. |
| 1:15.4 | The presidential debates have begun. |
| 1:17.8 | The election isn't for 15 months. |
| 1:20.0 | We're already in the debates. |
| 1:21.7 | And I haven't been watching. |
| 1:24.1 | And I just read afterwards. |
| 1:26.2 | That's usually how I do these things. It's too, |
| 1:28.8 | it's too much to watch politicians lie for hours. You know what I mean? Just to bullshit you and I can't. |
| 1:36.4 | So what I do is I wait till it's over and then I read it and I read the highlights and I read |
| 1:41.9 | clips. I'll watch clips and pick up the gist of it this way. And |
| 1:46.7 | and I trust what I've been seeing. Um, last night, the first debate, Elizabeth Warren walked |
| 1:53.7 | away the winner. The second debate and I've heard this and read this in a number of places. Kamala |
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