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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#249: Now Back To Reality

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2019

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

1- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is gone. It's true.
2- Pride? NO. Cuba? NO. Pelosi? NO. Foreign interference in elections? I’m ok with that.
3- Poor red states. I’m not offering sympathy. I’m saying we have poor ass red states.
4- Alabama hates abortion so much they gave back free money
5- Your baby’s dead, here’s the bill.
6- A new low in humanity
7- Bullets! Get your bullets! Hurry up! Common sense is coming!
8- WHEN THEY SEE US: please see this.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 249 in my podcast.

0:22.1

Who's Paying Attention?

0:23.6

It is the last day of the Family Feud Tour.

0:28.3

It has been a blast out here.

0:30.1

We're doing Cleveland.

0:31.9

I had a lot of fun contestants.

0:34.4

We're very funny.

0:35.6

My fellow celebrities on the panel were just great joe amablae from

0:41.3

dancing with the stars and um bachelor in paradise and kathy rigby the gymnast the gymnast the gymnast the

0:49.2

peter pan and brian dunkelman who was one of the original hosts of American Idol.

0:56.4

So, yeah, we've had a great time.

1:00.2

This is the longest, maybe, and I'm not sure, but this might be the longest I've gone in my career without doing stand-up.

1:08.6

I haven't been on stage in two and a half weeks. When I was a judge

1:12.6

for last comic, there was another time when we went a long stretch where I couldn't get on stage.

1:18.0

But anyway, it's all good. It's all good. I'm back. Back to work tomorrow night. It's Friday,

1:24.2

the 14th. So tomorrow I'm back at the laugh factory um to see America like this was

1:31.8

actually pretty cool downtown Durham uh North Carolina baby Brooklyn it was all hipster and really cool

1:40.5

Knoxville Tennessee I like Knoxville Knoxville was kind like Knoxville. Knoxville was kind of, Knoxville looked like the small

1:46.8

town that big city outdoor malls are imitating. If you've been to a mall in the past five years in

1:55.6

L.A. or shopping centers in New York or whatever, they're trying to copy this small town Americana.

2:03.4

There's actually one in LA called Americana,

2:05.5

but they're trying to copy that vibe.

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