250 - The New Shepard
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2021
⏱️ 68 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Tim talks Bezos new spaceship plans, ol' Billy Boy's coveted secret recipe, a fat-activist receiving death threats after losing weight, and Tim's idea for a future SNL sketch.
Bonus Episodes every week:
▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
🩳 UNDERWEAR:
Order with PROMO CODE Tim
▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/
🔒 VPN:
Get three months free
▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon
🥣 CEREAL:
Use code TimDillon for free shipping!
▶▶ https://magicspoon.com/timdillon
🔵 BLUE CHEW :
Use promo TD
🤖 MANSCAPED:
Use code TIMD
👨🦱 HAIR LOSS:
▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon
📦 SHIPPING:
Enter code TIMDILLON
▶▶ https://www.shipstation.com/
🎧 HEADPHONES:
For 15% off!
▶▶ https://www.buyraycon.com/tim
🤳 COLOGNE AND SKINCARE:
Use code TIM
🛏️ BEDS:
▶▶ https://helixsleep.com/timdillon
🚗 INSURANCE:
🚬 QUIT SMOKING:
Use code TIM:
⚓ NICK DAVIS'S PODCAST (BELOW DECK)
▶▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721
💆THERAPY
▶▶ https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD
📦 BOX OF AWESOME
▶▶ http://boxofawesome.com use code TIMDILLON at checkout for 20% off
💊 MASF SUPPLEMENTS
▶▶ https://masfsupplements.com/ use code TIMD for 10% OFF
🧴 DUKE CANNON DEODERANT
▶▶ https://dukecannon.com/ use code DILLON for 10% off
💍 NORTHBANDS RINGS
▶▶ https://www.northbands.com/ use promo code TIM for 20% off
BITCOIN CONFERENCE
▶▶ https://b.tc/conference use code TIMDILLON for 10% off
CERTIFIED PIEDMONTESE BEEF
▶▶ 25% OFF with discount code TIMDILLON at https://www.cpbeef.com
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:
📸 Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/
🐦 Twitter:
https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon
🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!:
http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows
📹 Subscribe to the channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC161r7ShBvMxfyzCtiSMRbg
Listen on Spotify!
https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
▶▶ Ed McMahon
https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/
https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
#TheTimDillonShow
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show here with newly married Ben Avery. |
| 0:04.5 | You finally did it. |
| 0:05.6 | You made it legal with the old battle acts and now a long happy life together. |
| 0:12.2 | Recap of the wedding, which was lovely is on Patreon and I had a great time. |
| 0:17.4 | I enjoyed it. |
| 0:18.4 | I really did. |
| 0:19.4 | Truly, everyone loved it. |
| 0:20.6 | I liked it. |
| 0:22.6 | And even the parts that I didn't know that I would think I would enjoy like the exorcism, |
| 0:27.0 | for example, they did an exorcism where they brought a child out in a tub and they kept |
| 0:32.8 | putting it in the water. |
| 0:33.8 | And then there was a lot of screaming, but then your mother said, that's how it, you |
| 0:36.1 | know, it's working. |
| 0:37.1 | It's the demon living. |
| 0:38.9 | I didn't know that. |
| 0:39.9 | And it was lovely. |
| 0:40.9 | Then we did the cake. |
| 0:43.4 | I want to start off today by saying that we criticize these Batman villain billionaires |
| 0:55.0 | that seem to be running around our planet. |
| 0:57.7 | Being a billionaire now just seems to be, you get to do what you think is cool. |
| 1:02.5 | Like when you're worth a billion dollars, it's basically just a teenage fantasies that |
| 1:08.4 | you get to act out. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Tim Dillon Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Tim Dillon Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.