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250: Dog Danger on the Gator Walk & Irish Hello (with Ed Helms)

We're Here to Help

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4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Ed Helms! Together, they teach a small community to embrace the local gators. Then, they help a caller's father gracefully exit his own parties.

Listen to SNAFU with Ed Helms, a podcast about history’s greatest screw-ups — it’s part history lesson, part hangout pod, and part group therapy for humanity.

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0:00.0

New Year, same extra value meals at McDonald's.

0:04.2

So now get two snack wraps, plus fries, and a medium soft drink for just $8.

0:10.2

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0:12.3

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0:14.8

Here, one, two, out.

0:18.4

Beer, weird, weird, weird, two, we're, we're, we're back.

0:34.2

And we are back.

0:40.2

Well, first of all, we got a great episode today.

0:40.5

Yeah.

0:42.6

The hilarious Ed Helms is going to join.

0:46.7

But beforehand, we just wanted to jump on really quickly.

0:49.3

To do an intro, into the intro. This is January 12th, which is a Monday.

0:52.2

Obviously, this weekend, it was a very big game. The Packers and the

0:56.3

Bears play. Gareth, your thoughts. Jake, you know, as much as you and I, and maybe I'm trying to

1:05.1

posture by saying that it doesn't matter to me as much as it did, and it doesn't, it still

1:10.3

matters to me. Yeah. It does. I woke up in the night. You did? Yeah. And I was like, what? How did how? Yeah. You've also been saying off the record, you're ready for the head coach to be fired. And I wasn't before that game. No, I was saying before, my fear is we're going to win. You're going to get fired.

1:28.6

And then you're going to get horrible.

1:30.0

Most of us, I think, thought keep the coach. Yeah. Before the game. Of course. We've had a lot of injury. Like, there's reasons why you'd say this has been a... Parson's is out. So there's a reason why you would say, look, but that, it was so bad that you're like, you can't.

1:47.8

It was a. So there's a reason why you would say, look, but that, it was so bad that you're like, you can't, you can't be rewarded.

1:49.0

I got to tell you, and you and I have texted about this, but the way that Ben Johnson bullied him, the reason I've been so nice via text, it was almost hard to watch.

2:02.5

He, I. The handshake at the end, too, I was like,

2:04.6

crazy. You beat him. It's crazy. And it's very specific, obviously, to him and the backstores.

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