249: Dr Big Sack & Margaritaville Jr
We're Here to Help
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🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Gareth and Jake help a nurse shield her patients from an unfortunate office bulge. Then, they franchise a beloved Key West staple in a bayou backyard. Plus, the follow-up from Ep 217 "Why The Stinkeye, Stinkeye?"
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Weir, yeah, two out. |
| 0:09.0 | Weir, we're, we're, we're back. We're back to help. |
| 0:21.7 | We're back. |
| 0:24.7 | Back. |
| 0:26.2 | Okay. |
| 0:28.7 | So now we've got some news about your testicles. |
| 0:31.6 | Okay, good. |
| 0:32.4 | Nice. |
| 0:33.1 | Very casual switch. |
| 0:34.8 | Gareth, we've had 14 people who want to be vasectomy brothers. Wow. And that's wild. This has been, it aired yesterday. Yeah, it's 24 hours in. 14. So here's what Natalie and I who have been texting a bunch about it want to do. Natalie, you can chime in. I love that you guys have been texting about my testicles so much. That's awesome. I do make it all about me. You love it. Remember how I told you? Why he likes this? Look at how happy he is. Oh, stop. Go on, no. Take your time. Natalie wrote. Go slow. She wrote, I think it's funny that you're planning, let me see what you wrote, Natalie, she wrote, I like how you |
| 1:15.5 | orchestrate all of this without ever volunteering yourself or giving an opinion on it for yourself. |
| 1:22.4 | Because I think we should try to get as many people who want to do a vasectomy same week as |
| 1:27.0 | Gareth and have people |
| 1:28.0 | send in voice notes of their experience. See how many we can get snipped as a community. And she wrote, |
| 1:34.5 | yeah, that sounds fun. Then she wrote that and I go, I'm just producing episodes. And she goes, |
| 1:39.9 | yes, but it is funny that Gareth never turns it around on you. You know, but Jake, Jake, would this not be option A? This is what happens. This is what happens. Same as the tattoo bet you made years ago. Yeah, exactly. I just, I don't know. It's with him specifically. Why are you going to turn it back on Jake when you get all the attention? That's what this is. |
| 2:01.6 | I agree. |
| 2:19.1 | Well, because he turns it back. Maybe. I don't know. Because I wrote, no. He also won't be game for. I know that, like, he wouldn't have gotten his asshole whack. Well, you're right. I wrote ha, ha, ha, ha, totally. And I go, no, he loves the attention. And then she wrote 14 people so far that want to actually get snipped with Gareth. It's crazy. And so, Gareth, here, one of the callers that |
| 2:30.6 | were airing it after Wednesday's episode, emailed in, and I emailed him back |
| 2:35.3 | and asked him to do a voice note. He had a great idea and said a lot of people do this during |
| 2:40.2 | March Madness, and it's a thing. He named it something like, I don't remember what it is. I'm not |
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