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I'm your co-host, Sam Tripley, with your host with the most Johnny Wooder Johnny.

How's the most the most the most the most the most the most I don't know the most just the most it's just the most

Why do you care if it's mine? I want to know what I got the most of is it money? It's not money. I don't think yeah

I know it's not the money, but it's the most it's not the most inches

The most right in the in the in the in the studio you have the most right. Oh, okay Johnny Wooder the host with the most sprite

Johnny loves sprite. No, I don't actually. I'm a sprite zero guy in the door. I don't know dude like people drink sprite are really shady as fuck

You know what else is shady as fuck Johnny women who wear those fucking

Desperado hats. What a segue right? What do you mean a Desperado? Have you ever seen the girls walk around Desperado hats?

I'm like cowboy hat. They're not cowboy, but like their soft hats that kind of turn up. No, they don't turn up

They're just like they look like sheriffs in Mexican villages that those kind of like like three amigos

Yeah, like they should be wearing like a some kind of like char something

Like the good the bad the ugly clean eastwood like they look like the eastwood. Yeah, yeah, yeah

That's what they look like from good the bad the ugly. I don't trust any of those bitches. I gotta be honest with you

Don't trust them at all

My my dad, you know your dad wears those no, no, no, it's quite the opposite

My dad is kind of like a old-fashioned sort of cowboy guy farmer guy

And I remember one time we were at like a horse race and I

Wanted to buy one of those they had like a tack shop. It's what yeah with horse stuff

Yeah, I wanted to buy one of those kind of Indiana Jones style hats like you're talking about mother. Yeah, and he was like

That's gay

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