25: One Rinthies, Baby (First Corinthians)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

So uh, if this episode gets a little weird, it's probably because the hosts, two comic book writers, found out that Stan Lee died about halfway through it. But tragedies great and small won't stop us from learning about love, and also some extremely misogynistic rules about who gets to talk in church as Paul dashes off yet another letter! That's right, y'all, it's time for Rinthies, so let's get patient and kind up in this piece! Plus: do Paul's RTs = endorsements?

Topics of discussion: Benito's pretty good wedding, Martinmas, Apollos, the Biblical license plates of Durham, North Carolina, jerks, Paul's guide to marriage, sacrifice cookouts, Zeus Meat, @TheRealApostlePaul, Ma-Ti, another Johnny Q. Public reference, IDIC, angel language, secret fraternity names, Desk Pals, Maran Atha, Rinthies II: Through The Portal of Time, and Podifex.

Hymnal: "Modern Love" by David Bowie

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0:00.0	I say to the unmarried and to widows,
0:02.3	it is good for them if they remain as I am.
0:05.2	But if they do not have self-control,
0:07.0	then they should marry,
0:08.0	for it is better to marry than to burn with desire.
0:11.5	Paul's letter to the Corinthians,
0:13.2	chapter 7, verses 8 and 9.
0:15.6	I try,
0:18.9	I try.
0:25.2	Never going to fall. I try I try Never gonna fall for On a lot
0:26.0	Walks beside me
0:27.9	Worm down by
0:30.4	Gets me to the
0:33.1	Church on time
0:34.9	Territory's time
0:36.7	Terrace me Makes me Makes me farting Chachachan church on neighbors me
0:38.3	makes me farting your time.
0:40.3	What's my trust in?
0:43.3	God and man.
0:45.3	God and man.
0:47.3	Hello friends and neighbors and welcome to Apocry Pals.
0:50.3	It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible and we try not to be jerks about it. My name is Chris Sims and the other set of footprints is here with me, the newly
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