Hey, welcome to mentally chill. It's your mother. That's my name. So everyone listening, my roommate

is sitting next to me right now and she has no idea why I just said, it's your mother.

So. Okay. So the show is called mentally chill, but the ILL is in parentheses for ill.

Mentally ill.

Chill.

And so we are trying to think of a name for my listeners, almost like Lady Gaga's monsters or

whatever they are, like little.

Or murderinos.

In murderinos, exactly.

So my friend Kyle came up with ch'ildrin because ill.

I like that. Ill's in there. So they're my children. So they call me mother now. Wow. get some fresh air, get some sunshine, you'll feel a lot better.

My mom used always say to me, brush your teeth.

Like if I was just feeling like, uh, and out of it or like kind of sick or whatever,

she'd say brush your teeth.

Well, yeah, that, that too.

And I'd be like, no, bitch, you make my bed.

Just kidding.

I don't think I swore in front of my mom until I was like probably 32.

And now I, you know, I was just home, obviously.

And now I like once every like once a day I'll say like, damn it.

Or like, what an asshole?

Just to be able to like, I did it.

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