I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real.

You know, like someone you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think.

I just want someone who's ready for that long-term kind of love.

Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend, girlfriend, casual date or just someone a truly getcha,

it's waiting for you unbumble. Find them unbumble.

Hey, my name's Otis Gray, and you're listening to Sleepy.

Podcasts where I read old books to help you get to sleep, and a proud member of the Airwave Podcast Network.

I have got a wonderful, snoozy bedtime story for you tonight.

But before we get to tonight's reading, I just want to thank all of our patrons on Patreon.com.

For those of you who don't know, Patreon is the site that allows you to become a patron of the people that make all kinds of artwork for you.

So if you want to support this show, you can go to Patreon.com slash Sleepy Radio, and donate even a dollar a month or two dollars.

Or five dollars gets you access to a patron-only poetry feed, where I read poetry and send it to you personally every other Monday.

Poetry like leaves of grass and Lord Byron.

So if the show helps you get to sleep, consider going to Patreon.com slash Sleepy Radio, and donating even a little bit.

It really goes a long way. Thank you so much.

Another way to support the show is by going on Apple Podcasts and leaving a rating and a book that you'd like to hear in a review.

Leaving these ratings really helps other people find the show so we can reach more restless people.

Thank you.

And lastly, the music you're hearing is from my good friend James Lepkowski, and the cover art for Sleepy was illustrated by Gracie Canaan.

This is our last episode in October. All Halsey is just days away.

I love this part of the year.

And I figured the only way to round out this month, this first October with Sleepy, is by reading Dracula by Bram Stoker.

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