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The Archers

25/12/2025

The Archers

BBC

Fiction, Arts, Drama, Performing Arts

4.09K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Jolene and Kenton start early on some cleaning jobs before Fallon arrives and gives them the present of Christmas Day off while Harrison and her take over for the day. Later, Harrison broaches the subject of George, but Fallon warns him off. Harrison though is grateful to Kenton for trying to protect him from hearing about what happened, even at the cost of being traumatised again. Fallon insists, no more George, not on Christmas Day. Trying a different tack later, Harrison tells Fallon he’s been working on his anger management – and it paid off when Kenton got scared by George and Holly. Dealing with what George said to Fallon will be harder, but Harrison suggests dealing with it together in whatever way Fallon prefers. Fallon repeats that she just wants a lovely Christmas together and not to think about George, which Harrison accepts. Alan catches Hannah going nowhere in particular. She explains about her mum’s dementia and how her planned visit today has been postponed. As she doesn’t have any other plans, Alan invites Hannah for a drink at the pub. Where Fallon catches Kenton and Jolene raiding the kitchen for snacks, while the hired-in chef is serving in the restaurant. They confess that rather than heading to Lower Loxley they’d prefer to stay in, slobbing about in pyjamas. Fallon offers to pass on their excuses, before she joins Hannah for Christmas dinner. It’s clear Hannah would have eaten alone otherwise, as she usually does. Joined by tipsy Jolene, they pull crackers together and drink in the Christmas spirit.

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, radio, podcasts.

0:07.2

Marianne has not the heart to tell Eleanor how worried she is by the lack of poetry in Edward's soul.

0:14.7

Tamzing Greg brings Jane Austen's work to life with pride and prejudice and sense and sensibility.

0:20.6

Reports soon follow that Mr Bingley is very agreeable.

0:24.4

And Julie Andrews narrates a new series, Jane Austen Stories.

0:28.9

You take delight in vexing me.

0:30.9

You have no compassion on my poor nerves.

0:33.7

Celebrate Jane Austen.

0:35.3

Listen on BBC Sounds.

0:37.7

You're listening to Thursday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4.

0:43.0

Music What are you doing?

1:02.1

Oh, I'm sorry, Kenton, did I wake you?

1:04.6

I heard someone about it.

1:05.9

I thought it must be Santa.

1:07.0

Oh, if only.

1:07.8

Merry Christmas, love.

1:09.3

Oh, Merry Christmas, my darling. Oh, Tony did. Merry Christmas, love. Oh, Merry Christmas, my darling.

1:11.8

Oh, Tony did a brilliant job last night, didn't he? He did. Though, I have seen more convincing

1:18.3

beards, but the lights and the, oh, I don't know, the magic of it, oh, I felt a bit emotional.

1:26.7

Oh, Jolene. No.

1:28.3

Ignore me.

1:29.3

What I need is a good dose of reality.

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