Summary
Lilian’s hanging up decorations for Burns Night at The Bull, while the Highland Games are happening on The Green, when Jazzer reveals the shocking news that his bagpipes aren’t working. Later on though, Jazzer’s happy to accept the plaudits and free pints for his playing, which Ben reckons is better than ever. Tracy makes a very rude ‘Toast to the Laddies’, shocking Neil and Susan, before Rex realises Jazzer has been conning everyone. Joy then reveals that Kenton’s been playing bagpipe tracks through the speakers, while Jazzer keeps out of sight. On The Green Joy sympathises with Ben when his caber toss goes awry. Rex, though, does a great toss and is duly announced the winner by Neil, standing in for Kenton and Jolene, who’ve been mysteriously called away. It later emerges it was to deal with Jazzer’s bagpipe crisis. Rex admits he did his research on tossing techniques and Ben teases him for taking it so seriously. Meanwhile, George has been watching the competition from a distance before Neil joins him. George feels sorry for himself, being the village outcast, but Neil counsels that the village is George’s home and people will have to accept that and move on. Later, Neil brings round his and Susan’s leftover haggis with all the trimmings for grateful George to enjoy. Neil then suggests George ask Esme if he can do her milking, while she works on some IT contracts she’s been offered. George thinks she won’t want to take him on, but Neil reckons it’s got be worth a try. Neil then invites George and Amber round for tea on Tuesday and George accepts.
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio Podcasts. |
| 0:05.7 | Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, and I'm Ed Gamble, host of another BBC podcast, The Traitors Uncloaked. |
| 0:12.7 | But my show is available only on BBC Sounds, just like Ellis and John's Saturday bonus episodes, |
| 0:18.2 | The Pop Top Ten podcast with Scott Mills and Rylan, and comedy specials |
| 0:22.2 | from the likes of Harriet Kemsley, Susie Ruffel and Rommashranganathan. However, and maybe I'm biased, |
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| 0:33.4 | listen only on BBC Sounds. Oh, ah, Jazza. Now, is this straight? |
| 1:02.0 | Taught on decorations? What'd you find him? |
| 1:04.7 | Left over from your wedding reception, darling Jeline never throws anything away. |
| 1:09.7 | I thought it looked tasteful. |
| 1:10.9 | No, I found them in a box. But look, is this one straight? Looks fine to me, but do you know, think it's over the top? No, I don't. Careful there, Lillian. I'm fine. No, Jazwick, because today we're going for braw or not doer. Kent's doing a grand job on the green. under these floodlights, I'll say that for them. |
| 1:29.2 | Oh, can you smell that? |
| 1:31.4 | Fala. not doer. Kent's doing a grand job on the green. Under these floodlights, I'll say that for him. Oh, can you smell that? Fallon's excelled herself with a clouty dumpling. Any chance of a preview? None whatsoever. Oh, you brought your bagpipes. Excellent. Did you want a little practice while everyone's outside doing the Highland Games? Aye, I about that. There's quite a crowd, isn't there? The weight over the bath thing is just finishing, I think. They're warming up for the caber. I'd just give Rex some hints, but you need a bit of Celtic know-how. Oh, aren't you having a go yourself, darling? Oh, I thought I'd save myself for the pipes, but... Yes? There's a wee problem. |
| 2:01.7 | Oh, you'll be fine, darling. |
| 2:03.7 | Once you get into your stride? |
| 2:05.3 | No, no. A real problem. |
| 2:07.6 | I begian. |
| 2:08.8 | Sorry? |
| 2:09.5 | Listen. |
| 2:12.9 | Oh, dear. What on earth's wrong with it? |
| 2:16.4 | Tracy fished him out the shed this morning and this is what they're like. |
| 2:19.3 | This morning. You were supposed to be rehearsing all last week. |
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